dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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