if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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