Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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