the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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