So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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