Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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