Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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