So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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