Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize