So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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