I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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