have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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