I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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