I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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