Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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