Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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