another moral hangover. fuck.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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