We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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