You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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