Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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