I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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