I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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