HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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