Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
