No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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