I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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