she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Life is so much better after having sex.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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