i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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