): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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