i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Me. At least after what I've been through.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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