I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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