dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she looked like the before picture.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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