I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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