found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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