Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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