Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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