She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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