I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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