Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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