So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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