This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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