Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I understand Curling. That high.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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