you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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