OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My cat gives me a boner
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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