On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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