He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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