I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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