Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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