Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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