I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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