i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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