Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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