But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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