well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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