How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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