Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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