arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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